Monday, October 21, 2013

(1) UNILAG Girls
� Just Take them 2 a Sharwarma
Restaurant and Get them drink,
Sometimes Water sef, and
Promise them Movida 4 Nite.
Finish dere pants r down.... SMH

2)BABCOCK Girls
� They got Little Class, Just take
em to Club, and a bottle of Moet
or Nuvo.. Finish! U own their
Body(I must warn,they wudnt
get down wiv u if u are from the
same school).

3)COVENANT Girls
� SMH Any BB excluding Curve 1
gives u a Pass to there...buh
when u are f*uking them,do mot
have a winners sticker in the
room let alone papa's
picture....iyaf f finish be that!

4) OSU Girls
� YEPPA! Just show them Lappy
and Connection, As a Yahoo Boy.
Walai Dem Go Nack Apako comot
Ur Body....even if u never
hammer.....they 'd f*uk you till u
do

5) LEAD CITY Girls
� 揟ualey� I no go Lie My Guy U
Must get Bad Machine O. Those
Leadcity Girls Sabi Oshofree Guy
When dey see am O� But the P
na Bad Machine wey u dey ride,
then P Go Sure.....thry'd f*uk even
the mallams in sabo,boutique
owners in dugbe,merchants in
aleshinlooye and gbagi sef....all
for the cash!

6) Bells and Caleb Girls
� LOL Just a Bump Shot and Tank
Top, kan Promise them Rehab
and Chinese Restaurant.befo re
the date U Promise d Parol, U just
Dey nack Apako dey Go. If d Date
reach, Postpone am Again take
renew D contract�. LOL.

7)UNAAB gals
....one ride would do,if u club and
yet your GP is above 2.5,you can
even date friends sef.....buh be
warned,they love to read even
when having s*x or on a date
and one more thing......do not
mess with them,they all have
licences to carry a cutlass

8)LASU gals
......if you have one or more
okada,keke marwa or danfoo
chei.....they'd camp at ur house
provided u have a DVD player
and you have season films,they'd
cook and clean the house too
buh if u f*uk them up,they know
all the touts in mushin....na die!

9)UNAD gals
would f*uk u so u cud say yes
and date them due to the ratio
of gals to guys,if you now have a
car,you'd probably do s*x
audition self.......yet dem dey go
church?!!!

10) UNIOSUN gals
would f*uk out your Skull, If only
you can take the Out to Ostrich,
Captain Cook or Uptown! Just
that alone, They're all yours..
Post Yours If You Know Any
About Any Other University That
Was Not Included Here
Other Universities Coming
Soon!!!!

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